ummthatguy@lemmy.world to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
ummthatguy@lemmy.world to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
Brought to you by today’s Car Talk with Martok from Stamets.
I want a Star Trek sitcom that’s basically just a remake of Cheers:
Damar walks in.
Everyone: “Damar!”
Quark, behind the bar: “How’re you shooting, Damar?”
Damar: “Oh, I’m firing photon torpedos and everyone’s got metaphasic shields there, Quarky.”
Live studio audience: Laughter and applause
Yes! I would watch 30 seasons of that.
Just bring back DS9 for another 10 seasons
Yes, but no fucking lounge singing holodeck episodes. I’m watching a space opera, what is this big brass melodrama doing in my space opera?
As with M.A.S.H., the episodes cut between heavy drama for a bit, then something light and silly. Every “Siege of AR-558” must have one “It’s Only a Paper Moon.”
Ah, the 167th Rule of Acquisition.
Just before 168: Whisper your way to success.