Which Alex? I have to assume it’s a specific one since they didn’t say all Alexs like the other names
Idk I just sent this to Alex to ask her if I ought to be worried.
I’ll report back.
Hasn’t reported back in 12 hours…
She plead the 5th.
Wait till you hear about guys named Kellen…
They’ll make a middling quarterback and pretty excellent offensive coordinator?
I’m not into guys, but I think Caleb and Rick should be on your list.
And Sean.
Oh yeah I know Jessica. She once stabbed me with a protractor. I would not say it ruined my life, but it definitely hurt
Still had sex will all of them tho.
And I hope Bloody Mary returns my mirror-calls (Gary who?).
Stop calling her name in the mirror with your dick out then
No thanks, bitches, I’ll ruin my own life tyvm. :) However, clair(e) should be on this list.
Hey how can i get the girl with red eyes who will come to my room at 3:33
You need to wash your bed sheets first
Hey not that kind of relationship
I’m on this list but I won’t ruin your life, I promise.
why not?
Yeah, why not life-ruiner?!?
That is exactly what a life ruiner would say
As one of the entries on the list (for once, that never happens…), this is true.
Have you tried seeing a doctor about the crying blood thing?
Heather.
Jessica rightfully owns top place on the list.
She works hard for it
Fucking Jessica!
But she’s often gonna ruin your life in a good way
The main takeaway here is that every Alexis in the world is lovely and a fantastic human being, except for one who is the spawn of Satan
Sandy. Stay far away from all women named Sandy.
I’m oldish, and I can say with 95% certainty that I’ve never met a person called Sandy. What do i win?
Your sanity
Shit. I have a date Friday with sandy.
Set an alarm for 3:32AM
She’s a cat in the sack at least.
I hate sandy, she gets everywhere
