Honorary mention to my cat, who has not only drank a glass of vermouth while I was in the shower, but knocked over and consumed a much of a bottle of wine, and even tried to get into some gin while I was making a cocktail.
Fortunately, she’s just a drunk. She won’t touch any people food whatsoever, just insects, kibble, and rodents. I keep her locked in my bedroom while I’m at work now.
Jfc! I’ve known dogs ans cats that would drink beer if they could, and vermouth kinda makes sense, but gin? That’s a little terrifying and a lot interesting.
Honorary mention to my cat, who has not only drank a glass of vermouth while I was in the shower, but knocked over and consumed a much of a bottle of wine, and even tried to get into some gin while I was making a cocktail.
Fortunately, she’s just a drunk. She won’t touch any people food whatsoever, just insects, kibble, and rodents. I keep her locked in my bedroom while I’m at work now.
Jfc! I’ve known dogs ans cats that would drink beer if they could, and vermouth kinda makes sense, but gin? That’s a little terrifying and a lot interesting.
I love her dearly, but she is the poster child for “different types of intelligence”.
She can open semi-round doorknobs, but also sometimes runs headlong into walls until she starts stumbling around woozy.
Lmao! That’s such a perfect description.