This is so exhausting.

This is just the elite taunting us.

The success of the canned water brand Liquid Death is an example of young people’s willingness to spend on flashy food and beverages

Ok I might understand spending on quality foodstuffs vs highly processed food, however the mental gymnastics fail me here.

However that might be the point, I’m all for absurdist humor, but I don’t like it capitalized.