I just think at some point in my life, there is going to be a wonderful comedic opportunity to crush an apple and I should learn how or train now. e: Anybody else have any ridiculous goals right now?

  • Hikermick@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    3 months ago

    Maybe soften the apple by boiling it? Years ago I read the trick to ripping a phone book in half was to bake it in the oven