• Buglefingers@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Grab the “2 random pills” and the “duplicate anything you own once” pill. Duplicate the “2 random pills” pill with the duplicate pill and eat both “2 random pills” pill and have 4 absolutely random abilities.

    Hopefully it’s pure chaos

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      6 months ago

      “2 random pills” and shoebox pill. Take the shoebox pill, get a shoebox filled with the 2 random pills (since you got one they became “real”). Grab a big handful of pills and swallow.

      Others (in case you don’t want to collapse civilization or piss gasoline):

      • Shoebox + any question = practically unlimited questions. Plus the first one should be something like “how can I achieve maximum happiness (in an easy way where current me would be comfortable with the results)?” and you can ask variations to get a clearer answer since you have practically unlimited ones. Only drawback is if “single-use” really means the duplicates don’t do anything.

      • Shoebox + groundhog day = probably get to live >10000 years (unless “single-use” prevents that)

      • Shoebox + pi money = practically unlimited money, no “single use” issue

      • Shoebox + kill one person = Death Note

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      6 months ago

      I threw a dice and got:

      • your left pocket is constantly full of coarse sand
      • chocolate has all the vitamins and minerals you need to live
      • grass points to you
      • teleport to the closest beach at any time
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        6 months ago

        I accept all these magical abilities. Time to be a beach bum that thrives on chocolate and chocolate alone!

        Actually, could my pocket make a new beach!?!?

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      6 months ago

      I think the 2 random pills is an auto-redeem so you’re rolling dice on collapsing civilization and strawberry flavor.

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        6 months ago

        That sounds like a delicious risk to me! Strawberry flavored destruction. Actually, why don’t villains flavor their creations?