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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 months ago

It would be a living nightmare

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It would be a living nightmare

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 months ago
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    Snorlax randomly diverts traffic by napping in the worst place possible.

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      Fortunately people have alternatives to driving and walking, because predatory birds (and some insects) grow large enough to carry a human.

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        How big is Pidgey?

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          Bulbapedia says 1’, 4 pounds.

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            Still technically puntable but you’re going to have a hell of a sore ankle afterward.

            Pidgeotto is 3 feet tall and 66 pounds, it could steal your kids if it wanted to.

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              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haast’s_eagle

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      They’re frequently used in protests!

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        Imagine somebody unleashing a flock of Wailords in a protest

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          Considering the relative size of a pokeball and a Wailord, a Wailord is a bomb. Just take your pokeball inside any building you don’t want to exist anymore, and release the Wailord.

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            In lore pokemon can supposedly scale their size which is part of how the ball works (forcing them to miniaturize), but I don’t recall any show ever showing unlimited resizing

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      Just play the poké flute to wake it up. ♫♫♫

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        Sure, just wake it up. Its that easy.

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        Then you have to battle the cranky thing

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      I named my Snorlax, Israel.

      “I’m just going to take a nap here”

      “Israel, this is arguably the WORST place you could settle down, you’re surrounded by danger!”

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