• GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      Fuck you. It’s bad enough I gotta fix the damn fabricators! And don’t get me started on the holo-deck! If I get one more ticket about rogue holoprograms or descretely clearing out the file-access logs of porn holos, I’m gonna make the user drink Ensign Crushers box of nanites!

      • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        5 months ago

        But think of the prank possibilities! Make Rikers legs just a little bit shorter so he whacks himself in the junk trying to sit down! The classic “the office” phone prank but with changing the density of someone’s hand!