• WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    You will tell the AI all of your most private thoughts and feelings. The AI will be your closest friend, lover, and confidant.

    If you refuse to let the AI know everything about you, you will be considered a terrorist pedophile… a TERROR-PEDO!

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      5 months ago

      How dare you have secrets? What are you hiding there? Why are you trying to have privacy? How dare you?

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        5 months ago

        Remain calm. Assume the position. Your patience is appreciated. A legally authorized operative will be with you shortly. Stop resisting. Or else it gets the hose again.

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      5 months ago

      Remember that Friend Computer loves you. Returning that love TO Friend Computer is MANDATORY, and failure to comply will be considered treason and thus grounds for IMMEDIATE TERMINATION. Thank you citizen and have a mandatorily happy day!