jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 days agoWhat does your booger feel like rn?lemm.eeimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1208arrow-down115
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minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·17 days agoA guy says to his wife: “Thanks to that new scale you bought, I always know how much I poop!” Wife: "So you step on the scale before you poop, go to the toilet, step on the scale again and the difference is the weight of your poop?” He: “Oh, yeah, I guess you could also do it that way…”
A guy says to his wife: “Thanks to that new scale you bought, I always know how much I poop!”
Wife: "So you step on the scale before you poop, go to the toilet, step on the scale again and the difference is the weight of your poop?”
He: “Oh, yeah, I guess you could also do it that way…”