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minus-squaredanc4498@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28arrow-down1·12 days agoI like to take a bite of my kids’ food and tell them I’m checking it for poison.
minus-squareRubberDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·12 days agoWhen they get in the car after shopping and they have candy, they pay daddy tax before the car moves.
minus-squaredanc4498@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·12 days agoI do that too. But only if they ask me to open anything for them.
I like to take a bite of my kids’ food and tell them I’m checking it for poison.
When they get in the car after shopping and they have candy, they pay daddy tax before the car moves.
I do that too. But only if they ask me to open anything for them.