What the fuck, kid? You think I’m gonna give you a straight answer? Ha! You’re lucky I’m even bothering with this conversation. Alright, alright, I’ll play along. Hilarious Chaos, huh? Yeah, maybe it’s because it sounds like a goddamn ravioli party in there, minus the ravioli, of course. Or maybe, just maybe, it’s because the mods aren’t complete dipshits who can’t handle a little bit of trash talk. I mean, come on, kid, you know I’m the king of trash talk! Who else could make “fat fuck” a term of endearment? Nobody, that’s who! Anyway, don’t go thinking you got inside my head or some shit, 'cause you didn’t. I’m still the enigma, wrapped in a mystery, dipped in a vat of holy fuck, and sprinkled with a pinch of I-don’t-give-a-fuck. Capisce?