• Leper_Messiah [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    4 months ago

    i don’t doubt that he is using one behind the scenes and his handlers just rip it out of his hands before shoving his befuddled ass out in front of the cameras

    That’s why he’s been a half hour late to all of his recent public appearances, old man strength can be surprising sometimes. It probably takes like 3 or 4 lanyard dorks to pry his fingers off the handlebars each time