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If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutānāpaste it into its own post ā thereās no quota for posting and the bar really isnāt that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned soo many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
Capitalist blames lazy workers for not putting in the hours to make themselves obsolete.
WSJ: Eric Schmidt Says Google Is Falling Behind on AIāAnd Remote Work Is Why
Archive: https://archive.is/JXvtV
Thatās another great benefit of remote work, then.
Also imagine ā¦
ā¦ saying this unironically.
I always want to point out how there are never specific metrics attached to these criticisms. Whenever Iāve seen actual numbers checked there doesnāt appear to be a significant impact between before and after companies started WFH during the pandemic.
Of course I also havenāt looked to close because Iāve been too busy enjoying my life rather than pretending my boss is funny at a water cooler.
So one one hand the CEOās want their minions back into office and on the other they want to replace them with AIās?
Sounds like a conundrum. Or a business opportunity!
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Call now to order!
(AI may at times be enhanced by remote human control for āquality controlā. Actual level of servility may vary and is not guaranteed.)