• DragonBallZinn [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    3 months ago

    smuglord: “Yeah, I think that even a dust bunny under my couch is worth protecting over a dirty rule-breaker!”

    gigachad-hd: “Even if that rule-breaker did a HATE crime?”

    maddened: “Any rule but that! Forgive and forget, is that so hard?”

    4chan/reddit regularly prove the old joker quote right.

    marx-joker: "You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it’s all “part of the plan”. But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds. Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair!”

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      "You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it’s all “part of the plan”.

      maybe-later-kiddo Um, hate to break this to you, sweetie, but that’s called the adults in the room that are making hard decisions to get shit done. maybe-later-honey