Funniest part

Freethinking intellectuals: “We don’t care about the stupid so called ‘experts’ providing their woke accreditation standards to our work! But we really care about you being employed!”

Also freethinking intellectuals:

I really like how conservatives complain about liberals/leftists wasting money on underwater lesbian basketweaving studies, but then turn around and waste their money on a bunch of useless sociology shit like this as well