I audibly guffawed when I saw the title
I didn’t post in dunk tank because the concept, title and byline are so silly that you can’t get upset with it.
“You are right Comrade Peterson, I will clean my room and abandon this “communism” nonsense I was cooking up immediately.”
650 words is barely a fucking article
You ask too much of a smirking failson getting a gold star from
for writing “destroying the planet for greed and being ruled over by insatiable leaky bucket narcissists is cool and good actually” puff pieces.
Not everyone can write exhaustively long shitty Harry Potter fanfiction for that same purpose, you know.