Every character in Concord looks like a background extra in a cheap sci-fi movie. They’re very colorful but somehow completely generic and bland. And the game was advertised with unearned enthusiasm. “Hey, you get the opportunity to play this fun adventure game that is fun and enjoyable and adventurous. You’ll get to play as the funny, spunky, in-your-face, funny, space character. Do you like that you consumer? We made this for you. This is stuff you like.”