Some_Emo_Chick@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoMore of a uniform than a costume.i.redd.itimagemessage-square131fedilinkarrow-up11.31Karrow-down159cross-posted to: politicalhumor@lemmit.online
arrow-up11.25Karrow-down1imageMore of a uniform than a costume.i.redd.itSome_Emo_Chick@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square131fedilinkcross-posted to: politicalhumor@lemmit.online
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up61arrow-down2·1 year agoHe needs Oakleys, a goatee, and an antivax Facebook profile frame to complete the costume.
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up31arrow-down1·1 year agoAnd about fifty pounds of weight
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down2·1 year agoAnd a search history littered with bear cub porn.
minus-squareTurboDiesel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·1 year agoWe’ll also accept Grindr on his phone.
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agonah this guy has a Sniffles account.
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoBear cub porn is hairy chubby gay guys.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoUnless they’re a furry, then it’s pedo shit. Either interpretation is valid.
minus-squarediprount_tomato@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoBut isn’t that just “bear”? it’s the “cub” part that makes it sound awful
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoI think the cub part indicates it’s younger guys too, but honestly I don’t watch porn so I can’t really say for sure.
minus-squareGamey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down2·1 year agoYou forgot the confederate flag!
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·1 year agoOr maybe a Punisher tattoo.
minus-squarePersnickityPenguin@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year agoBackwards American flag in black and white
He needs Oakleys, a goatee, and an antivax Facebook profile frame to complete the costume.
And about fifty pounds of weight
And a search history littered with bear cub porn.
We’ll also accept Grindr on his phone.
nah this guy has a Sniffles account.
A what?
Bear cub porn is hairy chubby gay guys.
Unless they’re a furry, then it’s pedo shit.
Either interpretation is valid.
But isn’t that just “bear”? it’s the “cub” part that makes it sound awful
I think the cub part indicates it’s younger guys too, but honestly I don’t watch porn so I can’t really say for sure.
Search history
Pit vipers
You forgot the confederate flag!
Or maybe a Punisher tattoo.
Backwards American flag in black and white
I bet someone fused those two before!