• ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
        39·
        2 months ago

        “I’m JD Vance and I’m running for vice president. Could I have an ice cream milkshake dessert beverage? Just whatever makes sense. What’s that flavor? Vanilla? Ok, sure, I’ll try that. I’m JD Vance.”

        • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
          24·
          2 months ago

          “How long have you worked here? Six months? Okay. How long has the cook worked here? You don’t know? Ok.”

      • Zeppo@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        4·
        2 months ago

        He probably doesn’t even know that much about it. He’d say “one of those blended frappes? A decaf diet frappercino, no coffee flavor please, ha ha…. Folks, no, it’s good! Please clap”

      • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
        2·
        2 months ago

        No he doesn’t. He calls it a vanilla coishion dessert prequel, and you KNOW it!

        He spills it all over the couch cushions, like every other normal, non-weird, alpha male.

    • Fredselfish@lemmy.world
      22·
      2 months ago

      And women Looove Tim Waltz so this guy just jealous. And fucking weirdo. Using a straw makes me unmanly!? This guy is a nut.

    • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
      7·
      2 months ago

      Well if you can come up with a better name for partially gelatinated non-dairy gum based beverages I’d like to see it.