Real Years Of Lead hours in the empire in decline.

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        Honestly I’m shocked we haven’t had a coincidental double mass shooting, but I’m also always surprised we don’t have more assassinations? Or at least attempts. If you’re gonna do it anyway, a senator is way cooler than just shooting up a mall or something

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        Just like that scene in It’s Always Sunny where Mac and Charlie look at each other in the restaurant, but it’s both the school shooters opening their sports bag at the prom ball

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        They shoot all of each other’s bullets midflight, then, with only one round left each, they shoot the guns out of each other’s hands, saving the day. The NRA hails them both as heroes

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        something something …sucks up all the oxygen to extinguish the fire… something something