UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agoWhen the supposedly smartest man in the world misses the joke by about 1 AU.hexbear.netimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1156arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1156arrow-down1imageWhen the supposedly smartest man in the world misses the joke by about 1 AU.hexbear.netUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square35fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaremayo_cider [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·1 month agoFirst he invented a worse subway, now he wants to build a worse sun?
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·1 month agoImagine the sun, except privatized, jankier, and probably loaded down with divorce dad meme references
minus-squaregay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 month agoIf the sun has ads, you are morally obligated to become a terrorist.
minus-squareengelsaxons [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoAt that point I’d prefer the moon
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoI prefer this moon.
minus-squareengelsaxons [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoThe Mighty Boooooooooooooooooosh!
minus-squareBeetle_O_Rourke [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month ago privatized_sun
minus-squareTheDoctor [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·edit-21 month agoImagine an undercity of sorts where natural sunlight won’t reach, so all light and energy must be leased at a premium. Wait, that’s just the inside of my apartment.
First he invented a worse subway, now he wants to build a worse sun?
Imagine the sun, except privatized, jankier, and probably loaded down with divorce dad meme references
If the sun has ads, you are morally obligated to become a terrorist.
At that point I’d prefer the moon
I prefer this moon.
The Mighty Boooooooooooooooooosh!
Imagine an undercity of sorts where natural sunlight won’t reach, so all light and energy must be leased at a premium. Wait, that’s just the inside of my apartment.