“Says here you are 2.7% Scottish, 19% French-Burgundian, 4% from a tiny fishing village in Italy that hasn’t had a name since Rome fell, 1/264th Cherokee, 15mm Transylvanian, 2 cubits Bohemian, and the rest is uhhh…” gestures vaguely toward Africa and Asia “China, I guess.”
Who would’ve thought giving a private company your DNA data would be bad
“Says here you are 2.7% Scottish, 19% French-Burgundian, 4% from a tiny fishing village in Italy that hasn’t had a name since Rome fell, 1/264th Cherokee, 15mm Transylvanian, 2 cubits Bohemian, and the rest is uhhh…” gestures vaguely toward Africa and Asia “China, I guess.”