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Trump odds up to 60%

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    The polls shows that people like republicans. Kamala should try to be more like a republican to win back voters.

    Here is what she should do to make swing state voters like her more:

    • Pressure “Israel” to be more genocidal. Make aid conditional on kill quotas.
    • Negative taxes for oligarchs but only the evil ones
    • A nuke for every police department. Cops have the right to defend themselves
    • Castle doctrine for Zybertrukkk owners against bicycles
    • A programme promoting bullying in schools to teach children to “toughen up”
    • Make it illegal to hurt fascists’ feelings
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      I hate triangulators I hate triangulators I hate triangulators.

      danish politics.

      Socialdemokratiet (The socialdemocratic party) stole a bunch of voters from Dansk Folkeparti (Danish peoples party and by Danish we mean wink wink) by being as racist as them.
      The point of doing that was to prevent dansk Folkeparti from getting into government, which would be bad because they had racist politics.
      Insert meme where Spongebob and Patrick, labeled as SOCIALDEMOKRATER, stand in the middle of a burning city exclaiming “we did it Patrick, we stopped the racists from getting into government!” :::

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          Wow how did all these bigots get into government? Oh well no time to think about that, we have to do austerity otherwise the right-wing will get elected and they might do austerity!

          blob-no-thoughts Boy I sure am glad to be a succdem in government, because I am ideologically socialdemocratic then that logically means my policies are as well. Anyway gotta cut funding to schools and give americans some military bases

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        And in the process the succdems forgot why the Danish People’s Party was bad in the first place and became just as racist as them. There’s no sign any more of “if they get in they will do bad stuff”, it’s just “they’re taking our phoney baloney jobs and we want them back”

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          Yeah and the weird thing is everyone who was against it said that that is exactly would happen and even as it was happening they were told they were hyperbolic/alarmist by the socialdemocrats.
          Now it seems like no one even remembers it happened at all. Real “we’ve always been at war with Oceania” type shit.

          Edit: and they’d probably be down with making a coalition government with them

    • lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml
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      The only thing missing is there needs to be more emphasis on brat. A Kamala win is a win for women. Slay kween. It’s all about identity!