• UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    6 hours ago

    Actual Hitler, a clone of Adolph Hitler created by a tech startup

    Techbros are so fucking fascist already and getting bolder that I truly wouldn’t be entirely surprised if this actually happened.

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      The only surprising thing would be techbros actually accomplishing something actually groundbreaking instead of just putting a new coat of paint on labour exploitation.

      What am I saying, their clone would probably just be a man from an exploited country, who they’ve put in whiteface and slapped a moustache on.

      (CW: child violence) Edit: Startup idea!

      “Kill baby Hitler!” We make a test tube baby with some Hitler DNA and then we let people murder it. Literally killing baby Hitler!
      Oh fuck I just made a Rick & Morty sketch, didn’t I? :::

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        We can be sure of this because it would require Musk to have invented cloning technology that could produce a new Hitler instead of IV fertilisation which isn’t really the sci-fi idea of cloning we have…
        No Musk would actually totally be the type to say he’s invented cloning and it’s just a worse version of IV fertilisation he’s forced some engineers to cook up for him