At first: “hmmm”. It’s the kind of mildly funny thing that makes you exhale out of your nose slightly and move on with your life.
Upon closer inspection: “what is the fuck is this trying to say?” The font changes based on line breaks, mid clause. And the logical message doesn’t seem to match what I expect the joke is supposed to be.
Can we get the drug test results for everyone involved in this?
Maybe it does make sense? I forgot I took an edible at work this morning. And I asked someone to log out of their computer so I could fix it, but I have been staring at Lemmy for the last 30 minutes.
I “work” well with others in the sense that I get along with people generally. But I am not really helping them work and not really working at all right now. And my boss knows my Lemmy account so I think this is going to be brought up in my one-on-one tomorrow.
> or > can’t do both my comp science brain stopped working there
The only thing going hard in this pic is arteries
We body shaming people now?
Is this the most constructive way to get people to live healthier lives do you imagine. How do you know this person has come down from 300 pounds and is on a journey to a healthier life?
Try and be a better human dude.
Nope fat fucks like me need to be shamed into the ground. Harder daddy
It’s a fast food restaurant… Are we defending Jarod? Wait… it isn’t subway.
Wait can I throw in a “This is a Wendys joke”… cause it might be
I used to work at a place where management would sometimes threaten to start doing drug testing and everyone would laugh and say good luck finding people who can pass a drug test but would still be willing to work at such a shit hole
Can someone explain the bulk can of “ranch wrap”?
In case you’re serious: it’s not a can. It’s a glossy menu attached to a curved menu board. Pretty common inside American fast food places. Helps readability from other angles maybe? I dunno.
And it’s placed away from the wall like that so employees can quickly flip each panel around to switch between the breakfast menu and the rest of the day menu.
It’s also how we can tell it’s an old photo, because they were replaced with tvs most places
I actually just saw them a week or two while doing DoorDash deliveries, but was surprised because I haven’t seen them in a long time.
I am reasonably confident that the following response is accurate and not needlessly dismissive and sarcastic, in exactly this scenario:
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Oh shit thats a menu! I thought it was huge bulk cans on a shelf lol
Nah, haha, the menu displays are just a bit convex.
why would they put such a big can on such a high shelf over a worker’s head ?
osha hello ?
Because think of how funny it’s going to be when it falls!
Think it through, man!
It’s grilled chicken, lettuce, and ranch in a tortilla.
I don’t get it either
What’s not to get? Each of those things are tasty on their own, I’m sure they’re also tasty when combined.
What? No shredded cheese?
I mean, it’s America. I figured the cheese was implied
lol I thought it was a can too at first. Had to zoom in and look at what was next to it.
That place seems like it would be tasty, but those ladies probably eat there a bit too much.
Ranch it up!
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To translate: “help I need therapy”
Have you seen the state of the human condition these days? Everyone needs therapy.
I don’t need therapy, I need a reality that makes sense.
Look, it’s simple. We have an election coming up, where one man, in no uncertain terms, directly stated that he will take steps if elected to begin the process of officially making facism a national policy. He will jail or kill the enemy from within using the united states millitary. His words exactly. Not hyperbally. Not the onion absurdist humor. These are direct quotes.
In response to this, republican voters have said things like “Oh, he didn’t mean it like THAT!!!” Despite that being his word for word exact direct quote.
And it’s not like he doesn’t have a history of this. He was responsible for Jan 6th. He’s ATTEMPTED this before. Yet all his supporters will tell you that you’re being obtuse if you verbally demonstrate any of this. You’re talking crazy talk! A republican president working against the interests of the citizens??? Crazy talk!!!
…ooooooh, yeah. I’m begining to see what you mean by life not making sense. Welp! Happy election day! It’s 2 weeks away, and WAY closer than it logically should be.
Especially therapists. It’s therapy all the way down
My therapist keeps reassuring me that they have their own therapist and I don’t need to worry about their feelings. Parentification is a hell of a drug.
Thanks that’s my next shirt design
That is one bleak view of the world
They literally created the national sociopath agency. The government needs therapy too.
hahaha, I like it. Most I know about the nsa is from random movies tho, I can’t say much
Search up Edward Snowden he basically proved that everyday the US government breaks the law and nobody cares.
The us is a joke, that’s not news to anyone with an outside perspective
My therapist didn’t discourage my drug use in the least. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
All of mine did except for one. They met me where I was at, even though I was a fucking wreck at the time.
Hey, therapists need to eat too.
Is his therapist also his dealer?
Sometimes I used to feel like I was my dealer’s therapist.
Dude let’s get this over with so I can go.
Fully self-sustained occupation!
Treehead3, let people have fun 😋
Baumkopf 😂
