When you’re having dinner with your family and they all talk so loud, and they have multiple conversations at the same time, so they talk even louder, and one of them has this explosive, chronic cough, and another has a voice with a frequency that’s like a drill in your brain, and it’s so loud when they hit their plates with their cutlery, and then they laugh and it’s just so loud, and you try to talk with your sibling, but the noise builds this wall right between your eyes and your brain, and you can barely get around it to look like someone who’s not this close to collapsing
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You get it.
I tried to come up with a good reply, but I can’t decide which one is better, so pick the one you like the most:
I wish I didn’t 😔
Are your pronouns “it/its” because I’d love to get you (to go out with me) :3
Sometimes, when a man does cocaine they think they’re Superman.
When it’s a horse, they all think they’re Pegasus.
Until they try to land.
