LESSSSSSGGGGGGOOOOOO!!!
Me and my friend had like 5-10 minutes before we had to call it for the night when we entered the spawn area, and he joked we should go to Vegas if I actually got it. I was mainly doing the fights too, I hadn’t gotten the instakill tactic fully down yet, and got it at the end of one. I’m stoked I don’t have to spend potentially an hour and a half getting that thing.
Itoi was right, croquettes do rock
Bruh, I’ve probably spent like 2 hours in that place spread over like 3 playthroughs and never even seen that damn sword, absolutely cracked luck you got right there
I’ll never forget the time a friend stayed the night and we spent something like 4 hours farming that sword. It finally dropped while he was playing, and he immediately went to swap it from Jeff to Poo and equip it.
Something caught my eye as he switched between character inventories though, so I told him to open the inventory again. As soon as he stopped on Paula’s page, I confirmed what I thought I had seen a minute ago;
Another Sword of Kings.
And given its earlier position in the overall team inventory, that meant one had already dropped at some point, and we had failed to notice that until we farmed a second one…
We decided to get some sleep pretty soon after that.
“Dear Shigesato Itoi, pls add dual wield in next EB patch. I am not a crackpot.”
Congrats!
Fun fact: you can glitch the game to make Poo equip a magic truffle as his weapon and it has way better stats than the sword.
I always wanted the gutsy bat from the kraken
A lot of guides, including the original official one, were wrong about that. It’s not dropped by the kraken, it’s dropped by the bionic kraken, an enemy in the cave of the past.
Ooo that makes sense. I remember there were only like 5 krakens you could fight anyways, some were in the weird dreamverse area.
Never got me a gutsy bat… there’s only like two Bionic Krakens on the map, and after hours of farming I decided to give up.
You can look up “gutsy bat is free” by Aurilliux for a relatively doable RNG manip.
It depends on character name length though.
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5th try
fuck you i mean congrats!
Congrats! Enjoy your poo.
Picky lil bastard that one
