Capitalism is a disguise for monarchy. Fascism is a tool of monarchy. Liberalism is a tool of fascism.

This one is going into The Collection. Thank you.

“Gaze upon my Tweets, ye mighty, and despair”

I’ve seen part of at least one gay romance Hallmark movie, so I know they exist

He’s doing The Last Emperor.

When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why they are poor, they call me a communist.

• Hélder Câmara

Communism is the foundation of all human sociability. It is what makes society possible.

• David Graeber

[Communists are] people who are committed to the belief that the government has direct responsibility for the welfare of the people.

• George F. Kennan

Nancy, her migraines treated.

Is it a viable substitute for horse paste?

In the Middle East we don’t hunt foxes, we hunt jackals!

I’m just glad to see that Roland Emmerich isn’t involved.

Dryer lint is great for starting campfires.

Or normal fires. I’m not gonna tell you how to enjoy fire.

Not del Toro’s best movie, and the dialogue was pretty heavy handed. But I loved the visuals and i liked it more when I stopped thinking of it as historical sci fi and instead pictured it as part of a high fantasy setting.

Ma shlomcha, bitch. Erev and boker tov

We invented the cherry tomato

And Waze, USB drives, and the Iron Dome

Israeli salad, Uzi, Stents, and Jaffa’s orange groves

Microchips was us

IPhone cameras, us

Taco salads, us

Toda raba, Moses

Olive Garden, us

White phosphorus

Sabra Hummus

Hasbara sus

Looks like he’s being sent to bed without dessert.

Or the Enderverse, where you can travel through space instantly if you meditate hard enough.

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

BLACK MOLD TAKE MY ENERGY

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ