Oh I’m SORRY is this communist NORTH KOREA where only certain facial hair is allowed? Some of us still believe in the FREEDOM to inhale whatever we feel like. You know who also had acceptable facial hair for respirators? HITLER.

wet noodle not allowed… unbelievable.

good to go ✅

Walrus is what haters who can’t grow one call the Selleck.

While I understand this, I find it very hard to not have stubble. The amount of shaving that would require….

I try to keep it very short though

A chart of the 35 genders

Cowards not putting the Toothbrush mustache

https://pekesafety.com/blogs/news/a-respirator-that-works-with-beards

Peke safely stays winning

Hulihee Du Bois

I’d rather die of inhaling whatever toxic cloud than have a soul patch.

I mean, there’s a reason for this, and it’s backed up by research ¯\ˍ(ツ)ˍ/¯

I was actually considering trying to become a fireman before learning you had to be clean shaven.

I look like shit clean shaven, it would totally override the sex appeal of me being a fireman.

Frank Zappa and the Mustache of Prevention

Solution: wear a spacesuit

https://document.wikireading.ru/hFtWPSQLTA

I don’t like facial hair but if clean shaven wasn’t an option I’d have a gay little pencil mustache.