Don_Dickle@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 month agoI have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judgingmessage-squaremessage-square86fedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down17
arrow-up181arrow-down1message-squareI have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judgingDon_Dickle@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square86fedilink
minus-squarescbasteve7@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoOh so we are all already in hell. Got it.
minus-squareZozanolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoIf you’re an atheist: we’re in hell, literally. If you’re a Christian: we’re where hell will be, when Jesus comes back with cigarettes and half a bottle of bourbon.
Oh so we are all already in hell. Got it.
If you’re an atheist: we’re in hell, literally.
If you’re a Christian: we’re where hell will be, when Jesus comes back with cigarettes and half a bottle of bourbon.
I already suspected as much.