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minus-squarer00ty@kbin.lifelinkfedilinkarrow-up105·2 days agoI mean, you say that. But I think there’s money to be made here. If we just create a new name for pasteurisation processes and market it as “that thing” raw milk. Of course with a 200% markup. Free money!
minus-squarem_f@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 days agoLike that bit in Parks & Rec where people are scared of flouride in the drinking water, so they rebrand it as H₂Flow and everyone loves it. There’s truth to that quote of “A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it”
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·2 days agoSlow cooked raw milk now 100% less raw.
minus-squareScratch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoMilk cooked low and slow until it falls off the bone.
I mean, you say that. But I think there’s money to be made here. If we just create a new name for pasteurisation processes and market it as “that thing” raw milk. Of course with a 200% markup. Free money!
✨Pressure Purified✨ raw milk
Like that bit in Parks & Rec where people are scared of flouride in the drinking water, so they rebrand it as H₂Flow and everyone loves it.
There’s truth to that quote of “A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it”
Slow cooked raw milk now 100% less raw.
Milk cooked low and slow until it falls off the bone.
Pressure cooker sales to the moon!