• Tangent5280@lemmy.world
    19·
    4 days ago

    With every successive word in your post I was sure it was going to end with you shitting in the bushes.

    Kinda disappointed now to be honest. You owe me one poop in the bushes.

    • KitathallaEnglish
      6·
      4 days ago

      I’ll do you better, and someone out there may know it’s me.

      I once was in a river,

      downstream from many givers,

      and then began to shiver…

      I felt a slide go past my liver.

      There I was alone;

      the house far, and across stone;

      and my south began to groan;

      from my lips I droned, “oh no.”

      I tried to climb the rise,`

      while tightly clamping thighs,

      but as I soon surmised,

      I couldn’t hold the surprise.

      All the river floaters watched,

      as my privacy I botched,

      there right upon the stony swatch,

      what horror flowed right from my crotch.