ROANOKE, VA—Local claims adjuster David Seaborne, a devoted husband and father of three, died Tuesday at the age of 37 following a long and painful personal battle with a 512-pound eastern lowland gorilla.
This is one of the best Onion articles ever. Read the whole thing.
Surpised the Onion doesn’t include a writing credit for the article. Apparently this was posted in 2009 and I’m curious to see wjat the author has been up to since then
Surpised the Onion doesn’t include a writing credit for the article. Apparently this was posted in 2009 and I’m curious to see wjat the author has been up to since then
Probably a team effort, or at least a team spirit.
I’m curious if “former onion writer” is up there with snl and Simpsons writers in terms of industry respect.