The only timeline where I’d be okay calling it the Gulf of America.
This would be the only instance I would ever say that I’d love to live in a red state.
Por qué no both eh?
Who would win this hypothetical war
The USA would because we would be a free people again
No war only trade.
Trade war it is
I speak passable Spanish, and Mexican food is awesome. ¡Con mucho gusto!
Oh wait, I live in Seattle. Sounds good, eh?
Never forget, there’s some good fishin’ in Quebec.
I’ll see you around bud. I’m going for a rip.
I don’t speak French tho. But I have good friends up in BC who have already offered asylum if needed.
Damnit, now I live in Canada and work in Mexico.
Same. But at least we’re close to the border.
Maryland is left out. I was going to ask if they’re going to be the United States. But that’s one state… The One State of America.
I was going to say America still has Hawaii, but the Hawaiians have been through enough.
Hawaii has Hawaii, no?
The United State
estado unido
The Good Ending.
Vertical Split is what is needed.
Eastern United North American States ( EUNAS )
Midwestern United North American States ( MWUNAS )
---- Central United North American States ( CUNAS ) ----
MidEastern United North American States ( MEUNAS )
Western United North American States ( WUNAS )
CUMMASS
How about more of a balkanized region of red and blue states, interspersed as decided by resident vote?
Red states can have all the racism, guns and freedum they want, and blue states get an English-speaking labor force with no healthcare and no minimum wage, right at their doorsteps. Win-win!
I could live with that.
Idk if I want the cartels having free roam of the us
Well good news, the main providers of illegal firearms to Mexico is people from the USA so this solves that problem as well.
It solves the problem of giving them more guns and territory to claim? Cool idea!
Good point.
Can we give all the states and Alberta to Mexico?
Wet dream of the cartels, specially Tijuana and Sinaloa.
They would want CO and IL in their nation as that means they essentially control most of the trafficking of goods in the Western hemisphere presuming the US military is split between these nations.
Dont forget the American cartels.
There ought to be a UN controlled buffer zone, to avoid the creation of monstrosity like Poutine tacos.
God I miss poutine. 🥲 It has no right being that good.
brb making birria poutine
Well now that you’ve said it, we can’t just go and put that genie back in the bottle!
Aren’t carne asada fries just mexican poutine anyhow?
You start adding/subtracting ingredients to the fries the further north/south you go until you get poutine or carne asada fries.
What’s your problem with poutine tacos? That sounds delicious.
Can we split California? Northern Cal just seems like it should be Canadian honestly.
No way man. We need all of California (where food grows anyway)! Mexico has tons of warm climate agricultural land. Canada has none!
Tons of agriculture in the northern half of California. I live in Sacramento, it’s like 95% people growing food. Hell, it’s even called the farm to fork capital. We’re a perfect fit for Canada! They can have the south.
Be Canadian. Say Please.
Sorry!
Can we please have all of California? Except LA. Don’t want that!
Smith will turn Alberta warm soon!
It won’t just be Alberta which is the problem.
Somehow the Carolinas get a pass. Why not CA?
Can Colorado belong to both? We play hockey, eat poutine, and make tacos, and speak Spanish.
I’m down with Colorado. Just not that one half… You know the one…
I’ll agree to this.
I just want to be Canadian. Nothing wrong with Mexico but I don’t speak Spanish. But I can speak Canadian! Sorry.
Jay parlay France-says trey be-in. Jaytude in laycole, quart anss. Jem mepell Peggy Hill. Common tally voo?
I thought the French peeps were all in the eastern side? I’ll learn French. Just make me Canadian. Please.
I live in Imperial Beach
I’m not Canadian yet. Where’s that?
Next to Tijuana, in California.
Now watch Shoresy and translate some of that. It’s not High French, let’s say!
I learned my French from Justin Wilson, I gua-ron-tee!
Please make Colorado a unified zone. I need maple syrup and tacos
Authentic MexiCan™️ cousine.
Canadian bacon ranchero breakfast burrito.
Poutine nachos.
Fuck man. I’m down.
What else does Canada have? I’m already sold on the whole idea.
I just Googled what Canadian bacon is because I had never heard that term before and…isn’t that just ham? Why…why are you guys calling it Canadian bacon?? We eat regular bacon up here!
We eat regular bacon too, but Canadian bacon is back bacon or some shit. Look, it’s fucking witchcraft, OK? But it’s also delicious, so just hush up and sit down. Can I pour you some coffee?
But it’s also delicious, so just hush up and sit down. Can I pour you some coffee?
…only if the coffee’s free trade and from a Canadian company.
Best we can do is Tim Hortons.
Also Canada has bannock, and it is delicious.
Let’s talk
That’s what free trade is for.
Passports exist
