darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days agoELI5: If vampires don't eat garlic, how do they survive winter?message-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down121
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareELI5: If vampires don't eat garlic, how do they survive winter?darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squareHikingVet@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up56arrow-down1·2 days agoGarlic is not required to survive winter.
minus-squareAbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31arrow-down1·2 days agoFound the vampire.
minus-squareHikingVet@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 days agoI’m pale because the sun sets in November.
minus-squarecompostgoblin@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoOnly if you’re okay with bland soups.
minus-squaretoomanypancakes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down2·2 days agoSomeone’s never experienced a rough winter.
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 days agoThe majority of the world doesn’t have access to maple syrup blood infusions - we can’t give out our miracle cure to everyone.
minus-squareHikingVet@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-22 days agoThat’s a them problem for not planting sugar maples. We tried to tell them, but nOOOooo, they just had to use corn syrup. Enjoy your bland pancakes.
minus-squareTelorand@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoI will not! I will import Maple Syrup even if it’s a 100% tariff.
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoAs a Canadian and former Vermonter I endorse this rabid obsession with maple syrup.
minus-square𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoMinnesota, here. -50°F isn’t common, but it happens once or twice a winter. Winters are getting warmer, though. Might as well live in Florida, these days. The coldest it got this week was -5°F. Pathetic.
Garlic is not required to survive winter.
Found the vampire.
I’m pale because the sun sets in November.
Only if you’re okay with bland soups.
There are other spices.
Someone’s never experienced a rough winter.
I am Canadian.
The majority of the world doesn’t have access to maple syrup blood infusions - we can’t give out our miracle cure to everyone.
That’s a them problem for not planting sugar maples. We tried to tell them, but nOOOooo, they just had to use corn syrup. Enjoy your bland pancakes.
I will not! I will import Maple Syrup even if it’s a 100% tariff.
As a Canadian and former Vermonter I endorse this rabid obsession with maple syrup.
Minnesota, here. -50°F isn’t common, but it happens once or twice a winter.
Winters are getting warmer, though. Might as well live in Florida, these days. The coldest it got this week was -5°F. Pathetic.