• qyron@sopuli.xyz
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    16
    ·
    2 days ago

    Imagine if it was full of adult toys. That would be something to talk about.

    • SaltyBarDog@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      21 hours ago

      Of course it’s company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

      • qyron@sopuli.xyz
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        20 hours ago

        Ownership of dildos must be normalized. In fact, I want to propose making mandatory to receive one upon becoming of legal age at your country of birth. Upon entering a new job? Complementary dildo. Entering the military? Camouflage pattern, G.I. Dildo. Graduating? Dildo. College? Dildo. Masters? XL Dildo. Doctorate? Epic Dildo. Getting engaged? Matching dildos.