A former SpaceX employee who suffers from Crohn’s disease claimed supervisors monitored his restroom use, timing each toilet break and issuing a formal reprimand if he wasn’t back within 10 minutes. The employee is suing the company for allegedly firing him over frequent bathroom use caused by a chronic medical condition, according to The Independent.
Fuck elon. There’s no way anyone with Chron’s can control their bathroom usage during a flare up. It is physically impossible. They’d just be shitting all over their desk. Blood is very common in the stool, and it is messy AF.
elon and his fucked up friends need a reality check.
Which as far as I can tell involves being fired out of a gun into the sun.
You’d have to make him physically disabled before he even might get it, and chances are high he’d still just turn into formal, socialite Lebowski anyway.
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I like the use of the circus cannon.
Doot-doot-doodloodle-oot-doot-do-dooooo
It takes much less delta-v to launch them out of the solar system.
However, there’s the possibility they might spread their plague among other solar systems.
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