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Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 days ago

Is it offensive to measure a snake in feet?

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Is it offensive to measure a snake in feet?

Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • Jay@discuss.online
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    3 days ago

    No because a snake can’t be offended

  • davel [he/him]@lemmy.ml
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    American copperheads will use anything but the metric system.

  • themeatbridge@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    I don’t know if you wrote this or heard it, but it’s an excellent joke.

  • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    don’t measure inchworms in millimeters

    • myotheraccount@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      Ore milestones in kilometers

  • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Ssssshittty

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    No, it’s offensive (and typically dangerous) to stomp a snake with feet.

  • Widdershins@lemmy.world
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    Snakes don’t have feet

    • over_clox@lemmy.world
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      Upvoted for general truth, but are you totally sure about that?

      https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wv57O_Y7JQM

      Apparently, snakes actually do still have the genetics for legs and feet, but they’re almost always dormant genes. Almost…

      Edit: The video link I posted is apparently of a rare species of skink, but there is still truth in what I said. Apparently it’s stupid rare to find an actual snake with even hints of legs, but they do exist.

      Let’s try that again…

      https://youtube.com/watch?v=VoEYL8FnpfE

      https://youtube.com/watch?v=xuHSC3_pIdw

      • Flax@feddit.uk
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        Genesis 3:14-15

        The Lord God said to the serpent, “Because you have done this, cursed are you above all livestock and above all beasts of the field; on your belly you shall go, and dust you shall eat all the days of your life. I will put enmity between you and the woman, and between your offspring and her offspring; he shall bruise your head, and you shall bruise his heel.”

  • Commiunism@beehaw.org
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    It’s legally a hate crime

  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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    Depends on the scale.

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