Reconsidering his recent departure from Washington as the words ‘YOU DIED’ appeared once more on his screen, billionaire Elon Musk reportedly weighed a return to politics Monday after his 60th death on the tutorial level of Elden Ring Nightreign. “Seems like these enemies are glitched to be unkillable—maybe I should stop back by the DOGE offices until the devs roll out a patch to fix these hitboxes,” Musk said as he waited to respawn for another attempt, with eyewitnesses reporting that he had died against a weak, sluggish enemy intended only to teach him the basics of lock-on targeting. […]
Oh wow I ate The Onion on this one.
Me too. They are a ray of sunshine on a gloomy day.
Damn, really seems like anything can beat Elon. Tutorial bosses, 5 year old children, ketamine addictions… what next?
An angry mob?
The French revolution style?
His own kids
no this ones real
Can’t be. Musk would’ve paid someone who actually is good at the game, not do it himself.
