Don’t actually start shit please.

So my take

meat take

is that boneless chicken wings are in all ways superior to normal chicken wings.

vegetarian take

Firm tofu is hands down better than all other forms of tofu, tempeh, etc.

And mash potatoes on pizza isn’t actually that bad. Just make it a proper pureé instead of smooshing up a baked potato with a spoon and calling it a day.