rubber_chicken [he/him]
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rubber_chicken [he/him]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Patrice Emery Lumumba - Novo General Megathread of the 30th of June and 3rd of July 2025English6·12 days agoI am back in the imperial core. I was confused by my maps app showing that it would take 10 minutes to walk a couple blocks until I remembered gigantic blocks built for car dependency. At least the stores should have my deodorant, I hope.
unfiltered fresh draughts
Oh, is that what they meant? Somebody was communicating to me through a translation app and asked if I wanted “raw pulp beer.” I declined because that sounded gross.
rubber_chicken [he/him]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•"I've never had sex with anyone outside of my family!" (CW: nonce shit)English11·14 days agothinkknow
rubber_chicken [he/him]@hexbear.netto memes@hexbear.net•(OC) Remember who you areEnglish8·16 days ago
rubber_chicken [he/him]@hexbear.netto memes@hexbear.net•a spectre is haunting NYCEnglish8·16 days agoThe grocery stores in question are known as rock-bottom in both ways – they’re expensive as shit and the quality sucks. My NYC apartment sent an email blast out to everyone telling us how the lint trap in the dryer works and how you can’t just let the shit build up there forever. Gristedes is the grocery chain of choice for the audience that needed to receive that memo.
rubber_chicken [he/him]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Bedtime cat postEnglish7·17 days agoNo, my owl is also named Dort.
rubber_chicken [he/him]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•June Days Uprising Begins (1848) - Novo General Megathread for the 23th and 25th of June 2025English6·19 days agoI played so much Puyo Puyo II back in 1999. For the uninitiated, it’s in the Dr. Mario, Tetris and, sigh, Bejeweled genre. The game, or maybe a character within it, would yell out things in Japanese while you racked up combos. I finally got a listing of those things today and can die happy. アイスストーム!
rubber_chicken [he/him]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•U.S. strikes Iranian nuclear sites, Trump saysEnglish15·21 days agoTrump’s rehabilitation in the US media is about to get underway.
All of the bigotry will be swept under the “abrasive” rug. The idiocy under “not detail-oriented.” The fascism under “an admirer of strongmen.” With the watered-down critiques out of the way, they’ll trot out “but he Got Things Done,” which will be granted while things are very much still happening. There will be calls for the DNC to run nobody in 2028 out of respect for the troops.
rubber_chicken [he/him]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Thomas D. Cat - New General Megathread for the 20th-22nd of June 2025English11·21 days agoRight in the abandoned PhD thesis.
rubber_chicken [he/him]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•America isn’t ready for another war — because it doesn’t have the troopsEnglish5·25 days agoYeah, it would be stupid and counterproductive, but we’re talking about the US military so I figured I’d ask.
rubber_chicken [he/him]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•America isn’t ready for another war — because it doesn’t have the troopsEnglish5·25 days agoHow identical are we talking here? Just frames or lenses too?
rubber_chicken [he/him]@hexbear.netto chat@hexbear.net•I fucked up, I don't think I can go backEnglish13·26 days agoOh good. I just had one of these, too. I’m in Japan and wanted coffee. After a few blocks not seeing any dedicated coffee places, I decided a convenience store would suffice. They have the coffee gadgettron 9000 with no coffee cups in sight. I figured the machine would supply the cup as well, or if not, at least sense that there wasn’t a cup in place before it started pissing its own pants with coffee. Neither was the case. After failing to find a pause/cancel button, I summoned my inner skeleton and just walked out.
rubber_chicken [he/him]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Ice reportedly shifting away from immigration raids on farms and hotelsEnglish7·27 days agoAny reduction in deportations is obviously good news, but part of me wanted to watch the effects of burgers costing $20 from a safe distance.
rubber_chicken [he/him]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Vietnam becomes BRICS’ tenth partner countryEnglish14·28 days agoHmm . . .
BRICS EUEII BBKCMNTUUV
someone who is good at scrabble please help me with this.
Maybe call an UberPet and say they’re just a big complainy bird?