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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 天前

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Good advice

LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 天前
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  • solrize@lemmy.ml
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    20 天前

    “A good disguise does not reveal the person’s height.” (–Silvio Micali, cryptographer).

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      Pshh, why would I take advice on anonymity from a guy whose full name + job you just doxxed?

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        The quote is from a well known published paper of his, but yeah, good point.

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        19 天前

        Do you know how tall he is? No? Then shut up!

      • primal_buddhist@lemmy.world
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        You can be a professor of a thing, for example. You don’t have to be the thing.

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      Surely it’s better to appear to reveal the person’s height and not actually do it. Maybe she’s 130cm and wearing stilts or 210cm and just kneeling.

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        Or maybe it’s 3 racoons under a blanket !

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          20 天前

          5 basketball players under a thimble!

        • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          20 天前

          No its definitely that, but how tall is she/they?

      • solrize@lemmy.ml
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        20 天前

        Maybe she’s 130cm and wearing stilts

        Or the old 3 raccoons in a trench coat, heh.

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      20 天前

      You should also put some rocks in your shoes.

      • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
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        20 天前

        Or just wake up randomly with your knee sprained so badly it will not bend (for no reason at all) forcing you to alter your gait and walk like a geriatric paraplegic

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          19 天前

          Did that, how do I get back to my regular walking rhythm now?

    • bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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      20 天前

      Maybe they’ve a hat or something else on that changes their height

      But in this case I don’t think you need to go that far

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    20 天前

    Context for those who don’t know.

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      20 天前

      Ironically I expect their business to go up (of the original couple that inspired the meme).

      Astronomer was a name known mostly by people dabbling in Data Engineering, and even then not that well. Now the whole world knows about them.

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    20 天前

    Me , unemployed and single: I have no such weakness.

    • gndagreborn@lemmy.world
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      20 天前

      With ticket prices as they are, it would cost me my car and possibly my kidney.

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        20 天前

        Good point.

    • doingthestuff
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      How do you eat though? Me over here been working the same job for 19 years and I’m not even eligible for unemployment.

      • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Crime? Best guess is crime.

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          Naah. I live with my parents because I am pathetic that way. Also, I don’t really go to concerts. My OG comment was just a joke at the expense of my circumstance.

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            Friend don’t worry, I have coworkers who’ve moved back with their parents because rent is crazy right now and it was the best move financially - not pathetic at all. Use the time to work on yourself and try not to let your parents drive you nuts.

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            19 天前

            You had a chance to let people assume youre cool.

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            I’m 28 and next month will be the first time I won’t be living with family. Use the supports you have and try to save and train up. That’s how you get stable these days. Hope you can pull something off man!

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    Yet again, a low paid worker proving to be more intelligent than c-suits.

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      Suits: I can do what I want, because I have money!

      Workers: If anyone finds out what I’m doing, I won’t have money…

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    This lady has strong Yip Yip vibes…

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    19 天前

    Selam alaykum, dear Swiftie

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    I have never cared enough about a job to do this

  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    19 天前

    It’s a g-g-g-g-ghost!

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    19 天前

    I’m ok with cheating on work, not ok with cheating on partners.

    Fuuucckkk that shit.

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    Love how there are sunglasses on. I think it needs more accessories.

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    Turns out Cousin It is a Taylor Swift fan.

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    I’m sure a rainbow balaclava would also work

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    It’s a mental health day. The only thing that could cure my depression is live music.

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    No risk of this at the metalcore show.

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    19 天前

    Astronomer CEO should’ve done this

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