• DrDystopia
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        16 days ago

        I’m not an apple stealer, you can trust me with your apples. You will certainly not regret leaving all your apples with me while you’re out doing errands, eating insects or sucking on some over-ripe fruit.

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    At first I thought this was some sort of magical portal to somewhere…then I scrolled down enough to see the face; lol.