Sundray@lemmus.org to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoWhy are we here again?imagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1470arrow-down110file-text
arrow-up1460arrow-down1imageWhy are we here again?Sundray@lemmus.org to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square16linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·4 months agoHow do I acquire witch wife.
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·4 months agoTo attract a witch, work on yourself first: Go barefoot when commuting Fly a kite at night Combine all your condiments into a single d20 die Place lanyards on foxes and invite them into your workplace Strike matches to punctuate your sentences Sweep your cloak or cape magnanimously when greeting people Give serious but subtle head nods to misbehaving children Carve messages into stones and throw them into water fountains Use an umbrella for everything except rain. The witches will come.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 months agoThis all makes sense except for the condiments.
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoif you’ve never played a spicy game of DnD, that’s on you
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoThis looks like the technically correct method here.
minus-squaremetallic_z3r0@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 months agoWhile the other commenter’s post seems valid, an alternative that worked for me was: 1) acquire wife, 2) give her the support and freedom in your personal journeys to become witches together, then (optional) 3) make spooky noises together.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 months agoDonate some bones to etsy witches.
minus-squareayyy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoJust make sure it’s not the Tumblr bone witch.
How do I acquire witch wife.
To attract a witch, work on yourself first:
The witches will come.
This all makes sense except for the condiments.
if you’ve never played a spicy game of DnD, that’s on you
They’ll come alright.
This looks like the technically correct method here.
While the other commenter’s post seems valid, an alternative that worked for me was: 1) acquire wife, 2) give her the support and freedom in your personal journeys to become witches together, then (optional) 3) make spooky noises together.
Donate some bones to etsy witches.
Just make sure it’s not the Tumblr bone witch.
Or a Grindr boner wizard.
I found mine on the Internet