Sitting on a railing would be more practical.
jarvis send that picture of the guy clinching the subway’s vertical handrailing between their cheeks
Thank you Jarvis
Good Jarvis.
Underwear design would be much more bizarre
… Isn’t this implying that you’d go down slides bare assed?
Nah, it happens through the clothes too
Hmmm, I think for kids, that would be the case. But for ample adults, it would make that sound.
Be sure to use plenty of lube.
You’re not my real dad
You don’t have a real dad anymore. Remember? You lost him in a fire at SeaWorld
eating ass could be done in a square formation…
From cycling, I have inadvertently developed a bit of a badonkadonk so my butt now has some horizontal cleavage and it would most certainly make this noise if I had the courage to take it on a slide.
I would FINALLY be able to twerk.
I can always count on the fediverse to ask the important questions.
Uhm… I think that is a Reddit screenshot
Now imagine a water slide.
I got visions of a squeegee like issue.
Double blade
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I’m trying to figure out where “I don’t know about illegal” is coming from.
Top of tweet:
“Horizontal butt cracks would make slides illegal”
Lol.
