Nuke’em from orbit, its the only way to make sure.
Fuckin’ A.
I knew someone would beat me to it
You have to introduce their natural Predators.
Then we send wave after wave of gorillas at them!
Guerillas*
I’m not sure if you’re making a joke or trying to be l correct me, but that’s hilarious!
Well played
Was just joking while referencing the movie!
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Facebook post by user Nevin Tressler to the Organic Gardening group reading: “They are destroying my garden. What is it and how do I get rid of them without pesticides”
Attached are two photos, one of a xenomorph facehugger from Aliens wrapped around a plant pot with a succulent in it that appears to be mid-topple, the second photo is of the same facehugger apparently scurrying away from the same now-toppled pot.
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Good human!
Thank you, fellow human 🤖
Good meat-bot!
Thank you, flesh friend.
A flamethrower will work and it is not a pesticide.
get away from her you bitch.
They mostly come out at night.
Mostly.
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I thought this was real and the OOP was Australian. Took me far too long to get it.
I love that it would look right at home in Australia
We would take them as pets because they are really friendly and misunderstood. They just like to climb around your bedroom walls at night and you often wake up with them suspended directly above you on the roof
Lmfao omg
Sounds like my cat
Yep.
Relevant usename
It would probably get killed by the local fauna pretty quick. Then it would get tossed on the BBQ
They’re actually harmless and keep your yard free of invasive species (like humans).
A crowbar might be surprisingly effective.
Is it also important to stay entirely silent while doing this method?
yeah as soon as you pick up a corwbar you can’t talk anymore
as you pick up a corwbar
What is that?
hehe i’m stupid :D *crowbar
Nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
This should be the top comment
Have you considered running for your life, mate?
Would I find that brand at Lowe’s or Home Depot?
Just do it like you would do with a spider in your house: catch it alive, and set it free in an environment where it can thrive, e.g. Washington, D.C.
I just keep an orange tabby called Jonesy around to help with that
The only problem is that it’s just a matter of time until he brings a not quite dead one into the house as a present.
It’s just looking for a fresh face!
Game Over, Man. Game Over.
Flamethrowers seem to be the go-to solution if you don’t want to use pesticides.
Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure
Technically not using pesticides 😂👍
