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Heh they even went with the remixed goatse style logo. peak marketing.
Their company motto is “E Pluribus Anus”
Is it German? Farb means color.
Die fart die
Yes. Toner means boner. Fuck.
Yes. Color + Toner. They make toner cartridges and fart boners.
Derek Farbtoner was aware of the comedic overtones of his name by first grade, and was already tired of it. So he was determined to slather his surname with such glory and honor that it would redeem his family name.
So he started a company, and worked tirelessly to make it successful, and reclaim his name. His company succeeded wildly, and he became very wealthy, but he was recently informed that most customers remember his company because the company name, Fartboner, is hilarious.
My lawyer says we can’t name the company Fartboner
(sorry for annoying player voiceover, only video I could find with the dialog I wanted)
Aw. Well great minds think alike all that
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[Cw:vibeo gaem] More into bonerfarts instead
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Farting boner is a very serious condition
