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Have you tried emptying your lungs? It sounds crazy, but you actually don’t have to completely fill your lungs with air, just enough so that you can last a good while underwater and so that you’re no longer buoyant. It takes some practice, and you might panic a little bit at first, but once you get used to that, it just becomes second nature.

The only times I hold as much air as possible are when I’m trying apneas (holding my breath as long as possible), but I stay near the surface for that and I remain inmobile. (Also, make sure there’s more people with you and that you’re signing that you’re fine)

Interesting, I had no idea about any of these and thanks a lot btw, I was just being lazy when I posted the comment

Me neither, what are these?

Is Groose the new chad?

Precisely, and if OP wants software done quickly and the way they like it, then OP should consider making their own software, and stop harassing people.

I’m a mexican in mexico, my phone’s in japanese and it still shows as gulf of mexico

As a mexican I second this thought

I’d say UTC-6. Mostly because that’s where I and most of the people I know live. However, It’s a bit limiting, only 3 big countries and some pacific Islands.

My second choice would be UTC 0, because I think it covers a lot of land

Pallets are HAMAS!!!

Every so often this sub’s discourse is completely dominated by “beans”. Quite literally; except for that one time when we all seemed to be obsessed with “orbs” or that other time with “vans” (I might have got that one wrong, can’t remember which sub it was). But even then beans were un-escapable.

There’s an “I guess we make [x thing] now” meme that explains it somewhere here, I’m sure. Feel free to take a look at older posts.

Anyhow, I got a good laugh out of some of these, and I can tell you’re very polite and understanding, so keep it up! And welcome to Lemmy :D

I’ve got the same question. I believe those are wall braces to hang the whole phrase securely to the meme. That way no matter how many times it gets reposted the text won’t fall

Relevant video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5mS49R7Gek

Sex: never

Absolutely gorgeous

Beautiful! <3

Why precisely would you seek such a thing my friend?

I believe this quest of yours is doomed to failure. May I advice you against following this path, for it will lead to a magnific waste of thy precious time.

Let us hope that you’ll find a better way to quench your troubles, and may thy attitude towards your fellow neighbour change, for what you seek to do is rather vicious.

Sorry, it was a joke :'(

But sure, thanks!

Precisely, especially when you take into consideration things such as racial profiling

Married Penny and got a child. Life’s happy for me :D