Krem [he/him]

no actual spices or spice level in the food itself then hit it with some Mutually Assured Destruction Epic Wings Sauce

all lights focused on the leaky ass dripping

Let me explain: if even 1 in 20 potato chips is actually a nuclear bomb, we’re in big trouble. And how many potato chips are in this very walmart???

we must secure the existence of our libertarian people and a fair price for children

Ⓐ: a worker in a high vis vest can get away with anything, no one will stop them

Ⓑ: a mistress in a corset should be obeyed

Ⓐ + Ⓑ → ?

imagine the robot guard dog episode of black mirror but with these

Wow… 😍😍 Goddess… 🥰🥰🥰 You’re Smile Brightens My Day… 😉😉😉😉Amazingly Princess…🌹🌹🌹🌹

i use pirated 5-6 years old versions of PS and AI (illustrator, not the machine learning buzzword) that don’t have any AI (the machine learning buzzword) features and all the DRM functions have been neutered. i bought a download link on taobao for like 10 kuai, worth it.

i use them because the alternatives (gimp/inkscape) are pretty shit imo, but for drawing and colouring i use krita which is actually pretty good

i thought this was going to be a BDS lysistrata contract

like if my job sent me to a country i should boycott and I couldn’t afford to quit, least thing i could do is not have sex with the settlers

doesn’t make sense, because Hainan is a place that people have heard of

Rude! But what do the Chinese characters say, though?

Miami Beach = Sanya? Actually makes sense

Philadelphia = Beijing? Sure

DC = Shanghai? Obviously

Texas = Guangxi? since Mexico is Vietnam, this kinda makes sense

Las Vegas = Lhasa? Now we’re cooking with portals

yeah it’s pretty silly to connect a “serious” fantasy world with the “real” world, but most creation myths take place in a fantasy world but has a direct lineage (via mythological rulers -> semi-mythological -> real rulers etc) to actual history. i guess that’s what he was trying to do?

yeah but i remember like for example when they would have one of those japanese movies on and he’d say some weird shit.

Mike is maybe the least annoying conservative. he might actually practice conservatism by keeping it (the conservatism) behind closed doors and not flashing it in public.

i haven’t actually looked into this further so i can’t say for sure and don’t want to be disappointed

i think Kevin as servo is the one saying the most lines, not sure about rifftrax but older mst3k episodes have some awkward chuddy riffs from him on occasion

Joel, Bill, Frank and Trace seemed good right?

that concept of technological ages is kinda BS anyway

but for real, human history is like Mid Seier’s Civilization and once a technology is unlocked it will now be used in every city forever until the next one is researched. and our stories should also be like this.

these people would 100% have said something racist if the conversation climate was different. using “culture” as a blanket term, and dividing the world into big cultural groups, is almost always a dogwhistle

• getting fancy snacks from an overpriced chain
• travelling all over the worst anglo holiday spots in south/east europe to get drunk and be a dickhead (but ironically)
• going out in your hometown to get drunk and be a dickhead (but fancily)
• having a phrasy phrase with your matey mates

yep, it’s middle class anglo time

is this the same character model as the shrink character from season one

“it’s impossible to experience not existing, therefore it’s impossible to experience being dead, therefore the you that is you will never die”

“it’s impossible to experience being dead, so your final moment will just be like falling into a black hole and never reaching it”